March 29th, 2008 by admin
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Toy: Bam Huge Realistic® Cock
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| entirely too big!! |
| Reviewer: Can’ do it!! from Frederick, MD |
| okay, I got this expecting a realistic “large” dildo. This thing is as big if not bigger than a horses’ dick! I like my pussy stretched but this is impossible, more pain than pleasure. It’s good as a gag but not for pleasing yourself ladies. Up my bum isn’t even a conceivable thought. |
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| Bam |
| Reviewer: Matt from NJ |
| Over the years I have been experimenting with larger and larger dildo’s. I have worked my way up to the Bam and its by far my favorite. I would like to try the Great Amrican Challenge but when does it stop? Well, on to the meat, so to speak… One night I was very horney and decided to put a large buttplug in for a littbe bit while my wife was riding one of my old dildo’s (Jeff Stryker) at the same time I was going down on her. I was in the mood for more so I broke out the Bam and started riding it myself. We were both on the floor making out and helping one another get off when se said let me turn around and ride your dick up my ass. She backed up and began riding me and the Jeff Stryker at the same time I was riding the Bam. Well it didnt take long before we both came. We went to bed and a little while later I woke up with a woodie so I broke out Bam again and this time rode it for 20 minutes myself before another intense orgasm. In short its well worth the money. Get some good lube, I like KY. Use it liberally and take your time working this monster in. As others have said the head is tough to get started but once inside its very FULLfilling! |
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| Reviewer: Backdoor from Ka-zoo |
| I have had The Bam Dildo for many years but when I first bought it, it would not fit in my ass, no matter how much I tried, So I put it away in the basement. Well my friend was going thur some boxes looking for some of my old pictures and found my strap-on and the Bam dildo(& a jar of anal lube). So she went the bathroom & when she came out & upstairs naked with The Bam Dildo straped to her wraist, that cock was just a bouncung up & down as she walked toward me in the living room with the head shinning w/lube this is what it feels like to have a big black dick. Listen my cunt I going to show you what it feels like to get fucked in the ass by this dick, so pull your pants down now cunt & bend over & spread em. I was so obedient that I did as she said. And when she put that Bam dildo cock head at my asshole & pushed it in but my asshole just sprung it back out, So she kept on going in & out, in & out she would slap my ass cheeks every time my asshole would not open, til my asshole spread itself wide and let it into my ass, she then sunk 5 to 6 inches into my ass and I was damm glad (there was no pain, just pure pleasure of being filled with big black dildo cock) listen she fucked my ass so good she now don’t complain when I fuck her ass, becuase I let her fuck me with The bam dildo after I fuck her………ASSHOLE GOOD If you want to be filled up in your ass start with smaller dildos first then the jumbo jack, then the john holmes dido and once you are very used to the John Holmes dildo you will be ready for The BAM Dildo thats how I made my asshole stretch and was ready for the Bam Dildo with NO PAIN — just the fullness of pleasure and being ASS fucked. |
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| Bam rocks |
| Reviewer: Anonymous from Ottumwa, IA |
| I bought this thing just to see if it was possible to take it up my ass. With a little coaxing it went in and i almost came right away. Now i use it with my homemade fucking machine and getting jack hammered by this big boy feels so great i can’t hold back from cumming by the bucket full. Now if they could just make it in a squirting model that could shoot on my face after i’m done fucking it i’d be totaly happy. |
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| Hot!!!!! THICK!! |
| Reviewer: M from Netarts Oregon |
| g/f couldnt handle it!!!! but I was able to take it up my ass!! got 11″ of it up my butt!! Felt Intense!!! |
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| Space Misel |
| Reviewer: Anonymous from Niagara Falls, New York |
| This fucker is big.When my wife first saw it she ran out of the fucking room screaming” HELP! Aliens,Hide me…oh shit” Eventually she’ll take it in her pussy even though she says “no way”. I am a convincing dick head.She also said “I bet ya the fudge packers next door would cream if they just looked at it. |
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| wham bam thank you bam |
| Reviewer: bamlover from san diego |
| Ok, I had read some of the reviews, especially about how heavy the box was. It was. This dildo is a monster, but I managed to tame the beast. I have taken the whole thing up my ass. It’s fucking awesome, especially when I see it slide up my ass in the mirror. You’ll need plenty of poppers and a strong determination. |
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| Object appears larger in real life… |
| Reviewer: Not Sitting Comfortably in Seatlle from Around here somewhere |
| None of the descriptions and adjectives are anyway close to what you get when it arrives at your door. Not only is the box huge, but it weighs so much more than we thought. When you take it out of the box… you’ve never seen anything as big in your life. Whatever orifice you intend to put this in, shrinks in fear…. OUCH! But if you’re into toys, this is the one… |
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| WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Reviewer: mikey likes it from Pekin, Illinois |
| I bought this for my wife because we both travel alot. When it arrived she said there would be no way she could accommodate the huge size of it. While on one of her trips we decided to have phone sex. She was moaning more than usual, said she was riding one of her toys. She has many. Then she went into this 10 minute screaming and moaning frenzy, that drove me crazy. When she was done, she said she had ridden BAM and it was the best fuck ever. Now she uses it all the time. |
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March 27th, 2008 by admin
Site Reviewed: SPIT FARM
Niche: ORAL/FACIALS
Obviously, the people behind spitfarm.com have never heard of moderation, because what they’ve managed to put together is one of the most disgustingly hardcore snow-balling sites that we’ve ever had the displeasure of surfing across. Not that that’s a bad thing. It’s just that we are not much of a snowballing fans. Snowball is a relatively new fetish which basically involves beautiful girls taking a whole lot of sperm into their mouths, then using it in various different ways, which includes swapping it from mouth-to-mouth with other hot girls, spitting it back onto the cock, spitting it all over another girl’s face bukkake style, multiple girls spitting it into a big container then sitting down for a big old bowl of hot protein soup, etc. It’s just not our thing.
However, if it’s your thing, then spitfarm.com is likely to become your favorite site on the entire Internet. You name the spit-based perversion and the vile vixens of spitfarm.com are willing to do it for the cameras. They just don’t seem to give a fuck! They’ll take a half-dozen dudes’ hot, sticky loads into their wide open mouths, then gargle it and spit it into another girl’s mouth, where the bubbly, spit-load is promptly swallowed. It’s disgusting, but we admit it’s impossible to look away.
All the despicable behaviors detailed above are on display at spitfarm.com, where you can download movies of these cum-chugging semen queens in either clip or complete format, streaming or downloadable, for your convenience. The video quality is excellent and the videos are available in all the most popular video formats. There are also dozens of exclusive photo sets and even some blooper reels to tickle your funny bone while you massage your manly bone to these drooling cum-swapping bitches antics.
Spitfarm.com has an excellent, easy to use design that works just fine. The extra bonus materials available here are also excellent, with a wide variety of free hardcore websites and other materials, including adult newsletters, access to chat-rooms and free reign over a bunch of websites covering every conceivable fetish known to man… not just spit-balling or snow-balling of whatever the hell you want to call it.
For breaking new ground on the whole spit fetish thing — and even though we didn’t much care for it, — spitfarm.com gets five fingers up!
March 26th, 2008 by admin
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Toy: Eurasian Delight #01 - Sensual Invader
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| Great! |
| Reviewer: Anonymous from Louisiana |
| My girlfriend loves it A+ product. |
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| Reviewer: Anonymous from UPSTATE NY |
| THIS TOY IS PRICED NICELY FOR SOMEONE THAT DOES NOT WANT TO SPEND ALOT OF MONEY ON SEX TOYS. WHEN YOU FIRST OPEN THE BOX THE SMELL IS A DRAW BACK. THIS TOY WILL FILL YOU UP NICELY. IT MASSAGES THE G-SPOT JUST RIGHT AND WILL HAVE YOU CUMMING IN MINUTES. THE VIBE IS STRONG. HOWEVER, THE MATERIAL THAT THIS TOY IS MADE OUT OF IT TOO RIGID AND HARD AND AT TIMES UNCOMFORTABLE TO INSERT. OTHERWISE IT’S A GREAT TOY. |
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| The Best! |
| Reviewer: Karma from Kalamazoo, MI |
| This is the most inexpensive toy I own, and it’s also my favorite. The curved tip is perfect for G-spot stimulation, it’s nice and long for deep penetration, the gentle, quiet vibration, light veining, and pliable construction are the perfect combination. Highly Recommended!! |
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March 25th, 2008 by admin
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Toy: 10X Digital Navigator Egg Vibe
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| awsome |
| Reviewer: Anonymous from Lake Charles, LA |
| this is the bomb, fanstatic my finance loves it it gets her off every time, the sliver bullit should be for anybody that wants to spice up their sexlife, i highly recommend it,never had a problem with it, just like the energesing bunny keeps going going going. |
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| Nice |
| Reviewer: Anonymous from Ashtabula, OH |
| We’ve used this quite a few times. Have a complaint though…after a few times the wire connection by the egg comes loose and eventually stops working. Then we have to buy a new one. |
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| Out of this world |
| Reviewer: Couple in love from APO, AE |
| My girlfriend just loves this toy. We use it all the time and it rocks her world. With the multiple speeds and the easy controls it was worth the money. I would recommend it to any couple who would like to spice up thier sex life. Great product. |
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March 24th, 2008 by admin
Site Reviewed: MEGA PERSONALS
Niche: AMATEUR
The name MegaPersonals.com is a little misleading. This isn’t really a personals site so much as it is a venue for hot young amateurs to upload pictures and videos of themselves doing whatever comes naturally and having a fucking butt-load of fun in the process! In other words, it’s a premiere showcase for wanna be porn stars who are just getting started in the business. The producers of MegaPersonals.com have simultaneously given these girls a break and taken advantage of these starlets’ ambitions by giving them a venue… and passing the savings on to you!
Up front, we have to tell you that not all the models featured at MegaPersonals.com are perfect, Jenna Jamison clones. They’re not. In fact, of all the amateur specific adult websites we’ve reviewed over the last year or so, this one probably has the highest dog-to-diva ratio. Not that they’re all dogs, mind you. There are some stunning creatures plying their wares on MegaPersonals.com. It’s just that, well… if you’re into that sort of thing, there they are.
Technically speaking, MegaPersonals.com is very well put together. Easy to navigate and a pleasure to peruse. If you wanted to, you could probably get lost in the tons of exclusive video content and bonus sites available here, but we think it’s the main galleries and video archives that’ll keep you coming back for more.
MegaPersonals.com has attracted a wide and devoted group of girls who seem to get off on having total strangers watch them perform the most delightfully disgusting and perverted sex acts allowed by law. These gals could put on a clinic in fluid dynamics. Straight girls who crave and demand the cock; lesbians who bow their heads at Sappho’s luscious lap; bi-girls who will basically do anything to get themselves off… and all the while, the fluid flows in greasy rivulets over sweaty, heaving flesh.
You can almost smell the buttsauce coming off the hot hardcore action taking place at MegaPersonals.com, so we give it Five Fucking Fingers Up!!!
